REAL MADRID TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF GOVT'S VAN SCRAPPAGE SCHEME

Real Madrid have applied to get £3000 from the Government for trading in their 32 year old Van and buying a SEAT Ronnie in its place. The Seat Ronnie is a unique car as it appeals to both men and women equally, turns both ways with ease and is at home on the motorway or any old back passage. Uncle 'Arry will evaluate the Van before deciding whether to send it for scrap.