Sunday, 21 June 2009

LIVERPOOL FC: THE BUG GETS A PHONE CALL

I have had a phone call from someone whose favourite soap was Brookside and he has a moustache too. 'Calm Down, Calm Down' I hear you say. Seems to know whats going on at Liverpool though methinks, but then I am not surprised that he would. Various problemos amigos

  1. Liverpool were caught offside by the auditors report
  2. The PR to counter that, has only worked with the fans. Everyone knows that you can have more cash than Man Utd but so can I have more than my mate. The fact that I have £50 in my pocket and he has £25 in his pocket doesn't mean that I am richer than him. He has credit lines of kerbillions and I have £50 cash
  3. The Spanish speakers are all buggering off except El Goatee
  4. El Goatee thought the problem was Rick Parry. He won the power struggle but hasn't solved the problem. He can't buy anyone because they are skint.
  5. Whilst they understand that everyone has their price, they are shit scared that an unbelieveable offer is made for Torres that the Americans will just not refuse.
  6. The £17.5m offer for Glenn Johnson isn't an indication of their intent as it is meant to be from a PR point of view. They are owed for the Peter Crouch transfer and there is nobody else that they want from Portsmouth

All very depressing if you have a moustache and like Brookside (Thats the whole of Liverpool then.......Ed)