FREE INSIDE THE BUG: 4 POINT SUPPLEMENT ON GOLF

To commerate the current US Open Golf Tournament and to give Bug readers a basic understanding of golf, The Bug publishes a 4 point Supplement today, free to all readers.

1. Golf is where you hit a small ball with a big stick around a field.


2. Sado Masochistic sex is where get your balls spanked, by someone holding a big stick, in the privacy of your own dungeon.


3. Par for the course for the professionals is when they go round in the number of shots that they are expected to.


4. Par for the course for amateurs is a quick shank into the lake and back to the clubhouse for a cold beer.