Abu Dhabi Bob, Manchester City owner and 2nd cousin to Abu Dhabi Dob at Portsmouth has secured Ireland for a further 5 years. Speaking exclusively to the Bug, Bob said, "I intend to use Ireland as a parking lot for our home games. With Messi, Ronaldo, Kaka, Torres and Gerrard all playing for us we expect extra car parking spaces will be needed. Oh and they gave us that Stephen bloke who wears a syrup as part of the deal, bargain really. Now, who does Jason Scotland play for?"(Dublin at night)
