Andy Burnham the Vulture Secretary has asked the Premier League for answers from 5 questions regarding the future governance of football.
(curtains for Burnham...Ed)
- If I list Wembley as my main residence, will I get away with it?
- Does Wembley have a moat, and if not, why not?
- I am an Everton Fan. I have only been to Wembley once, which is more than some MP's have been to their main residence. Forgotten what tube station to get off at. Could you let me know.
- Can you let me know the costs for the upkeep of my new home. I hear a new pitch costs a few quid.
- My wife would like some privacy and we are probably going to put some curtains up. Can you let me know how big Wembley is, so we can buy enough cloth to keep it covered at night. (not really going to do this but it will make a good expense claim)