(bloody hell he has a lot of flip flops...Ed)
Thank for giving me oppotunity for testify.......... It important game for me. World would be watching and I wanted them to see how good I was so get lots of offers in the summer to have lovely transfer. I don't want to end up like Diouf with silly tatoos and spitting at people playing for sundercastleblackburn wanderers. Game started. I miss chances to show world how good didier delfonse da drogba la la la really is. Makes me very angry. I try to cheat referee few times. On one time i so good, coach think I is actually injured and he sub me. Wife watching on tv also think I am injured. She run hot bath and take her clothes off ready for my massage. No No No, Didier fooling but not referee. He know I is a cheat and lets me get sub. When Barcelona score I runs on pitch in my flip flops and say to referee, "why you not be fooled by Drogba, how know you know that I is cheat" Ballacks, he is from Germany, is next to me and he also say" hows not you fooled by cheat" with his hands out wide. We is still very confused, how this referee is not fooled by me. We think he is not good enough to manage at the toppest level.
