BENITEZ LEAVES....CLAIMS "I WAS DRIVEN OUT OF LIVERPOOL"

Reports are coming in that El Goatee has been driven out of Liverpool . Jo Jo McFlick-Knife said "er....I was robbing some old dear of her pension, when I looked up and saw him being driven out of the training ground. Didn't see where he went, the old dear smacked me good and proper." Subsequent reports have Mr Benitez stuck in traffic on his way to the hospital to visit Aquilani