MIKE ASHLEY STARS IN 'BIG 2"

Fat Cockney kid, aged 8 goes to Circus and makes a wish and wakes up the next morning in the body of an adult. A rich adult. He buys a football club because he can. Decides to wear a replica shirt and sit with the fans, because lets face it, thats what a kid would do. Things don't go too well because he knows nothing of running a football club. Managers come and go and he decides that he needs to sell his toy, so does so on ebay, twitter and facebook, because thats all an 8 year knows. Nobody wants to buy the club because they know the kid will just bottle it in the end and give it away. Unfortunately, the club has been ruined and set back 5 years at least. Pacemaker Joe gets offered a contract until the circus comes to town in the north east again and the fat kid can revert back......... Coming to a Skysports cinema near you soon