AFTER THE DUFFYDIL SAY HELLO TO THE ROONEYROSE

After the singer had a daffodil named after her, a rose grower has created the rooneyrose. It grows quickly, starts blue then turns to a red, flowers very early in life but as it grows older becomes uglier by the day, with a receding petal line. It grows wider and finally just explodes in your garden one day killing everything in the vicinity, except the gazza-geranium. Alex Ferguson the rose grower in question stated "Gazzas are more demanding and more difficult to nuture, I would always have loved to develop a gazza but the conditions in the North West are not suitable, they are the holy grail. Rooneyroses are easy, you just feed it, and wait for it to explode"