Sunday, 5 July 2009

FREE INSIDE THE BUG: 4 POINT SUPPLEMENT ON THE 'TOUR DE FRANCE'

To commerate the start of the 'Tour de France' and to give Bug readers a basic understanding of bike riding, The Bug publishes a 4 point supplement today, free to all readers.
  1. The Tour de France is a bicycle race around France.......and England.....and zzzzzzz
  2. Lance Armstrong holds the record for the most wins and is the most drug tested athlete ever.
  3. This is because most sane people think you must be on drugs to ride 2,200 miles in 23 days whilst wearing lycra, a silly helmet, and drinking your own wee when there is a perfectly good bus route.
  4. John Farley from Watford mistakenly entered the Tour in 2006 but was disqualified for driving a Vauxhall Cavalier whilst towing a caravan