CHELSEA APPOINT ARNESEN SPORTING DIRECTOR

Chelsea have appointed Frank "if it moves I'll buy it" Arnesen to the grand title of Sporting Director. This is a direct reaction to poor Carlo Ancelotti's complete inability to buy anybody in the last two weeks. The powers at the club have realised that Carlo isn't used to cutting deals with players and agents, whereas Folding Frank is. Be prepared folks this is a guy who bought Timothee Atouba whilst at Tottenham (and Mido,Cerny,Edberg, Chicken Kung Po, Half Chips Half rice...opps sorry thats my dinner....Ed)