"Yo Blood....
"John, its Derek"
"Oh thank goodness for that, I am really getting exhausted playing the West Indian, I'm from Watford"
"Good News"
"Whats that?"
"A club in the North West of England want you as manager"
"OK, first things first, lets tie Gerrard down to a ......."
"Its not Liverpool"
"Oh... OK, no problem......Arteta, lets tie him down to a ...."
"Its not Everton either, John"
"Oh..OK..Shit..No..it can't be..Oh.. OK... lets tie Ronaldo down to a ....."
"Its not Manchester United either"
"Who is it then?"
"Tranmere"
The phone goes dead
In Trinidad, Bob Marley's 'It Hurts to be Alone' begins playing
