FREE INSIDE THE BUG: 4 POINT SUPPLEMENT ABOUT FORMULA ONE

To commerate the current Formula One Season and to give Bug readers a basic understanding of motor racing, The Bug publishes a 4 point Supplement today, free to all readers.

1. Brawn GP win all races. This is because they are like Bolton Wanderers and are good at taking corners.
2. Theo Walcott, the current world champion, is very good at straight line speed but is shit at taking corners. He is hoping to change that perception but keeps on crashing into the Advertising Hoardings.
3. The owner of Formula One is married to 'Jaws' from the Bond Films and is a midget (or is she just a very big bloke....Ed)
4. The manager of Formual One likes to dress like Michael Schumacher and whip people. His dad worked for Ferrari under Mussolini, but that didn't work out because Mussolini prefered to hang people.