VARIOUS FLU EXPLAINED

There are a number of flu viruses in the world today and a s a means to help you identify them please find below a summary of the symptoms.

1. Mexican Flu aka Swine Flu: Starts as a wave but does not travel very well. Ends up where it started. eg Giovani Dos Santos.
2. Arsenal Flu. Starts off like a pandemic late summer and you think your world is going to end but dies when the cold weather sets in, drags on abit, you moan alot etc
3. Spanish Flu: You think it is a mild case and in the last minute it kicks you in the teeth and your world is over. eg Chelsea. Milder variant found in Liverpool which many think is building in strength every year.
4. Newcastle Flu: Just when you think you have recovered it starts all over again. Has been known to last for a whole season.
5. Leeds Flu: The worst kind, you suffer for years and nobody gives a shit.