HULL CITY'S LADYBOY SEASON

Hull have had a strange season. Bit like going out on the town with your mates and hooking up with such a beautiful woman you can't believe your luck. Then she says that she will come home with you and spend the night. You still can't believe your luck. Until you get her home that is and amongst all the slap and tickle you unexpectedly find that things aren't what they seem. What you thought was the best night of your life has turned into a nightmare as Pedro comes clean and whips out his manhood. Oh to go back to the beginning when you thought you could actually mix it with the beautiful people.